State Motto's
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 10:47 am
KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO<br><br>Alabama<br>Hell Yes, We Have Electricity. <br><br>Alaska<br>11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong! <br><br>Arizona<br>But It's A Dry Heat.<br><br>Arkansas<br>Literacy Ain't Everything. <br><br>California<br>By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda. <br><br>Colorado<br>If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother. <br><br>Connecticut<br>Like Massachusetts,<br>Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet. <br><br>Delaware<br>We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water. <br><br>Florida<br>Ask Us About Our Grandkids. <br><br>Georgia<br>We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism. <br><br>Hawaii<br>Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru<br>(Death To Mainland Scum,Leave Your Money) <br><br>Idaho<br>More Than Just Potatoes...<br>Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good <br><br>Illinois<br>Please, Don't Pronounce the "S" <br><br>Indiana<br>2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free <br><br>Iowa<br>We Do Amazing Things With Corn <br><br>Kansas<br>First Of The Rectangle States <br><br>Kentucky<br>Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names <br><br>Louisiana<br>We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, <br>But That's Our Tourism Campaign. <br><br>Maine<br>We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster <br><br>Maryland<br>If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It <br><br>Massachusetts<br>Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's <br><br>Michigan<br>First Line Of Defense >From The Canadians <br><br>Minnesota<br>10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes <br><br>Mississippi<br>Come And Feel Better About Your Own State <br><br>Missouri<br>Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work <br><br>Montana<br>Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, <br>and Very Little Else. <br><br>Nebraska<br>Ask About Our State Motto Contest <br><br>Nevada<br>Hookers and Poker! <br><br>New Hampshire<br>Go Away And Leave Us Alone <br><br>New Jersey<br>You Want A ##$%##! Motto?<br>I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto <br>Right here! <br><br>New Mexico<br>Lizards Make Excellent Pets <br><br>New York<br>You Have The Right To Remain Silent, <br>You Have The Right <br>To An Attorney... <br><br>North Carolina<br>Tobacco Is A Vegetable <br><br>North Dakota<br>We Really Are One Of The 50 States! <br><br>Ohio<br>At Least We're Not Michigan <br><br>Oklahoma<br>Like The Play, But No Singing <br><br>Oregon<br>Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner <br><br>Pennsylvania<br>Cook With Coal <br><br>Rhode Island<br>We're Not REALLY An Island <br><br>South Carolina<br>Remember The Civil War?<br>Well, We Didn't Actually Surrender Yet <br><br>South Dakota<br>Closer Than North Dakota <br><br>Tennessee<br>The Edyoocashun State <br><br>Texas<br>Se Hablo Ingles <br><br>Utah<br>Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus <br><br>Vermont<br>Ay, Yep <br><br>Virginia<br>Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix? <br><br>Washington<br>We have more rain than you do <br><br>West Virginia<br>One Big Happy Family...Really! <br><br>Wisconsin<br>Come Cut The Cheese! <br><br>Wyoming<br>Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Scared <br><br><br>Jim<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :cheers --><img src=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/ ... Cheers.gif ALT=":cheers"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br> <p></p><i></i>
