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Hi All,<br> The age old question of which came first, the chicken <br>or the egg.<br>Simple really, the chicken is a female, females never<br>come first, so it has to be THE EGG came first.....<br>This insight was brought to you by a man with a very<br>poor sense of humour.......<br>yours Slip. <p></p><i></i>

It's obvious eggs came 1st insects lay em dinosaurs laid em and the eggsup was an early form of the exup and they always come 1st!! <p></p><i></i>

<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rolleyes --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/eyes.gif ALT=":rolleyes"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rolleyes --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/eyes.gif ALT=":rolleyes"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rolleyes --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/eyes.gif ALT=":rolleyes"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> ah but women have EGGS and us males spurm have to swimm to get in so i do'nt know <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :oops --><img src=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/ ... s/oops.gif ALT=":oops"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :stupid --><img src=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/ ... Stupid.gif ALT=":stupid"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rock --><img src=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/ ... ock_On.gif ALT=":rock"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :cheers --><img src=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/ ... Cheers.gif ALT=":cheers"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

It's not whether women come first or not, it's simpler.<br><br>Women always come first, even when they don't.<br><br>Accept that, and everything will suddenly make more sense in life. <br><br>So, women are chicks and chicks become chickens and women have eggs too, so there's your answer... the chicken and the egg and women come first.<br><br>That's why God invented beer, mates and motorbikes, as a consolation for us poor fellas.<br><br>John<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :riding --><img src=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/ ... iker_3.gif ALT=":riding"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

See...Long ago, God was passing out attributes to Adam and Eve...They go down the list, first one for Adam then one for Eve...<br>God gets to: "Which of you wants to pee standing up?"<br><br>Adam leaps up shouting "Me!! Me!! I want to be able to pee standing up!!"<br><br>Eve looks at God and says... "Well...if he wants to pee standing up THAT bad, then OK, He can pee standing up. I have no problem with that."<br><br>God looks at them and says "Well, OK then, I guess that just leaves multiple orgasams"<br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p>Jim <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/ ... Cheers.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/ ... states.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br>Hey Kid...Is my taillight working?</p><i></i>

Hi All,<br> for my money, dragracer1951 gets it so far, excellant,<br>yours Slip.<br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

A conversation between Mr. Honda and God. <br><br> <br>Mr. Honda asked God, "Aren't you the inventor of women?" <br>God Said, "Ah, yes. Indeed I am". <br>"Well," said Mr. Honda, "Professional to professional, you have some <br>major design flaws in your design." <br>1 - There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion. <br>2 - It chatters constantly at high speeds. <br>3 - Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much. <br>4 - The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust. <br>5 - Plus the monthly down time and aggravation are outrageous, and don't even get me started talking about the maintenance costs. <br>"Hmmmm, you do raise some good points", replied God, "Lets have a wee look." <br>God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few things and waited for the results. After a moment God said, "Well, it may be true that my invention seems to be flawed, but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours." <p><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:steelblue;font-family:times new roman;font-size:medium;">-John </span><!--EZCODE FONT END--> <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v485/ ... <!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:blue;font-family:times new roman;font-size:small;"> <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/ ... cement.jpg" target="top">1995 FZR1000</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--></span><!--EZCODE FONT END--> <br><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:blue;font-family:times new roman;font-size:small;"> <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/ ... 00x600.jpg" target="top">1990 FZR1000</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--></span><!--EZCODE FONT END--> <br><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:blue;font-family:times new roman;font-size:small;"> <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/ ... resize.jpg" target="top">1990 FZR1040</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--></span><!--EZCODE FONT END--></em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--></p><i></i>

John has the cake on this one! <p><br>Freelance Bodyman<br><br>I be ridin the Cali Bay Area '88 & '89 FZR1K BOTH ARE ONLY HALF NAKED NOW!!!</p><i></i>

my eldest daughter was asked this question as part of her home work from junior school,<br><br>after hearing me and my sense of humour previously ....<br><br>i received a call from the school asking me to go and see the head mistress,<br><br>she was perplexed why my daughter when asked <br>'what came first the chicken or the egg'<br>replied that it must of been the cockrell that come first <br><br><br><br>ooops my sense of humour didnt godown too well there<br><br><br>steve <p><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://phpbb-host.com/phpbb/index.php?m ... HAZ-custom M/C's</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--></p><i></i>

<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :hi --><img src=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/ ... Waving.gif ALT=":hi"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :riding --><img src=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/ ... iker_3.gif ALT=":riding"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> hey steve i never thought of that one hehehe <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rock --><img src=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/ ... ock_On.gif ALT=":rock"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :cheers --><img src=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/ ... Cheers.gif ALT=":cheers"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>norman <p></p><i></i>

a man reaches the pearly gates<br>and while waiting in the queue notices a wide range of clocks all going at different rates<br><br>when he finally reaches the fron tof the queue he asks whats going on with them,<br><br>well you see the clocks are lie meters-replies st peter<br><br>well you see the one on the far left with no minutes registered - thats mother teressa's shes never told a lie<br>and the one on the far left also reading no minutes<br>well thats the popes<br><br>curious as to this, the man asks where george bush's clock is - to which peter replies its in gods office<br>he's using it as a fan<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :oops --><img src=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/ ... s/oops.gif ALT=":oops"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br> <p></p><i></i>