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by Yoniboi
Tue Dec 06, 2005 7:01 am
Forum: General Discussion / Links / Off Topic
Topic: Never too old for sportbikes
Replies: 8
Views: 5352

Nobody

I was talking about humans, not little green men with reaction speeds of a cobra on fetamines dressed in human skin and using intergalactic translation devices to fool you into thinking they could talk English as if they'd been born on (an Anglo region of) Earth :P

I'd still go for the blade.

John
by Yoniboi
Mon Dec 05, 2005 12:52 am
Forum: General Discussion / Links / Off Topic
Topic: Never too old for sportbikes
Replies: 8
Views: 5352

Yeah, but nobody but NOBODY could make them handle properly.:cry:

I'd take the blade.

John
by Yoniboi
Tue Nov 22, 2005 3:03 pm
Forum: General Discussion / Links / Off Topic
Topic: Woo Hoo!!
Replies: 28
Views: 14579

Uh Oh....Cause I was kinda thinkin about it....
What, and paint over all those lovely stickers! :poke

John
by Yoniboi
Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:50 am
Forum: General Discussion / Links / Off Topic
Topic: How much can you lower the front of a 1000 EXUP?
Replies: 0
Views: 2036

How much can you lower the front of a 1000 EXUP?

Some Busa forks on Ebay that are 10mm shorter.

Problems?

John
by Yoniboi
Tue Nov 08, 2005 3:47 pm
Forum: Photos of Your Yamaha
Topic: my 1990 fzr1000.
Replies: 9
Views: 5844

Mint it is... spotless, makes my bike look like a wreck!!!

Good job the winter's coming and I can get to to bits, get it looking nice again, but you never can get them looking that NEW again.

Nice ride Willi, nice ride. Welcome to the hood.

John
by Yoniboi
Mon Oct 31, 2005 12:33 am
Forum: General Discussion / Links / Off Topic
Topic: 2006 Motorcycles
Replies: 23
Views: 13350

Wow, that's Biiiiiutiful!!

John
by Yoniboi
Sat Oct 29, 2005 2:35 pm
Forum: Tech Tips
Topic: Quick question: What's the diff. Blue spot and Gold spot?
Replies: 17
Views: 8265

See, told you :lol: :lol: :lol: :P :P :lol: :lol: :D :P :P :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :P :P :P
by Yoniboi
Sat Oct 29, 2005 9:53 am
Forum: Tech Tips
Topic: Quick question: What's the diff. Blue spot and Gold spot?
Replies: 17
Views: 8265

That's asnswered that then. :D Cheers everyone, thanks for taking the time to satisfy my curiosity. Now it just remains for some specialist company to bring out the ally inserts anodised in 1000 different colours to match our fetish anodised fairing and screen bolts :roll: I'd go with bright orange ...
by Yoniboi
Fri Oct 28, 2005 4:44 pm
Forum: Tech Tips
Topic: Quick question: What's the diff. Blue spot and Gold spot?
Replies: 17
Views: 8265

Quick question: What's the diff. Blue spot and Gold spot?

What's the diff. 'tween Blue spot and Gold spot?
Brake calipers of course!

I've got the blue spot, now I've seen some gold spots and it got me wondering.

Anyone know???

John
by Yoniboi
Fri Oct 14, 2005 10:17 am
Forum: General Discussion / Links / Off Topic
Topic: The TRUE definition of tools
Replies: 13
Views: 6218

By the time I got to Trouble Light I couldn't read any more without drying my eyes. It was the 'sunshine vitamin' bit that broke me.

Good one Jim.

John
by Yoniboi
Thu Oct 13, 2005 3:26 pm
Forum: General Discussion / Links / Off Topic
Topic: PLEASE CONSIDER CONTRIBUITING TO THIS FORUM
Replies: 16
Views: 8235

You can tell these guys are quick, they got in there before me!

Must all those years on Fizzers. I'll get there in the end. ;)

Cash is in the bank John.


Cheers,

John
by Yoniboi
Thu Sep 08, 2005 3:21 am
Forum: General Discussion / Links / Off Topic
Topic: Anyone need a beer can crusher???????
Replies: 5
Views: 4261

Re: Anyone need a beer can crusher???????

The oak trees producing acorns at 50+ years of age is wrong, my mum's got two oak trees in her garden, planted by her 35 years ago and they've both been making acorns since I was a kid. You can see the squirrel getting busy every autumn, this way and that.<br><br>And I'm afriad the dogs and chocolat...
by Yoniboi
Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:11 am
Forum: General Discussion / Links / Off Topic
Topic: Anyone ever owned a BMW? New bike suggestions?
Replies: 10
Views: 6816

Re: Anyone ever owned a BMW? New bike suggestions?

ps. My mates got a GS500, bought it new for tuppence, and he's delighted with it!<br><br>Wet his pants when he tried the Fizzer mind, came back with a two foot wide grin! <p>Probably get my neck in a sling for being on the computer again.</p><i></i>
by Yoniboi
Thu Sep 08, 2005 2:09 am
Forum: General Discussion / Links / Off Topic
Topic: Anyone ever owned a BMW? New bike suggestions?
Replies: 10
Views: 6816

Re: Anyone ever owned a BMW? New bike suggestions?

It's a compromise, if economy is king how about a CB250?<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :8 --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/nerd.gif ALT=":8"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>If you're looking for 50 mpg I've only read good things about the GSX600F, an older model as you said would st...
by Yoniboi
Fri Sep 02, 2005 1:51 am
Forum: General Discussion / Links / Off Topic
Topic: I've just had a ride on a GSXR1000
Replies: 5
Views: 4232

K4

From what I've been reading in the biking presss the K5 is heaps better than the K4. It's a acompetely new bike, and a british mag (Fast Bikes) which has MotoGP riders as it's test team reckons that the stock K5 is better than any tuned/tricked R1,ZX10 etc that they've ever tried. <br><br>Sounds gre...
by Yoniboi
Thu Sep 01, 2005 3:54 pm
Forum: General Discussion / Links / Off Topic
Topic: Chicken and Egg.....THE ANSWER
Replies: 10
Views: 6260

Chicken / egg

It's not whether women come first or not, it's simpler.<br><br>Women always come first, even when they don't.<br><br>Accept that, and everything will suddenly make more sense in life. <br><br>So, women are chicks and chicks become chickens and women have eggs too, so there's your answer... the chick...
by Yoniboi
Thu Aug 18, 2005 4:17 pm
Forum: General Discussion / Links / Off Topic
Topic: Frustrating day on the Dyno
Replies: 11
Views: 7001

Re: Frustrating day on the Dyno

That's got to be the neatest turbo job I've ever seen!!<br><br>Beautiful job! Please, please keep us up to date on developments.<br><br>John <p></p><i></i>
by Yoniboi
Sun Aug 14, 2005 11:22 am
Forum: General Discussion / Links / Off Topic
Topic: Frustrating day on the Dyno
Replies: 11
Views: 7001

Re: Frustrating day on the Dyno

I hear what you're saying but the results don't look very frustrating from here!!!<br><br>What's it like in the twisties, I mean, does the turbo lag sufficiently to make getting on and off the throttle smoothly a tricky business?<br><br>That's always been my worry (that and burning up head-gaskets) ...
by Yoniboi
Fri Aug 12, 2005 3:27 am
Forum: General Discussion / Links / Off Topic
Topic: Finally got pulled over
Replies: 35
Views: 18027

Re: Finally got pulled over

I've been pulled 4 or 5 times. Only got done once when they were out to make some money or quotas or somesuch, he had a radar, here in Spain, and that was just an automatic fine for 180€. Didn't even ask to see my documents.<br><br>The first time ever was...<br><br>...back in 1993 I had a 350YPVS an...