The economy is so bad ... how bad is it?

djalbin · Post by **djalbin** » Sat Dec 19, 2009 1:13 am

The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

The economy is so bad I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, “Can you afford fries with that?”

The economy is so bad that CEO’s are now playing miniature golf.

The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked “Insufficient Funds,” you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

The economy is so bad McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names.

The economy is so bad a truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

The economy is so bad Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.

The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

rush1 · Post by **rush1** » Mon Dec 21, 2009 10:36 pm

NICE!!!

sickle44 · Post by **sickle44** » Tue Dec 22, 2009 4:13 pm

I love the congress man one with Exxon, now if only they'd lay the lot of them off and Gov't would actually be real 'people' working for the rest of people without being all 'bought' off buy corporate fat cat money.