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Which is better - prison or work ?

Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:37 pm
by djalbin
Depending on where you work you may, or may not, be able to relate to this comparison.

IN PRISON...........you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK...........you spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON..........you get three free meals a day.
AT WORK...........you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON..........you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK...........you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON..........the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK...........you're often required to carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.

IN PRISON..........you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK...........you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON..............you get your own toilet.
AT WORK...........you share the toilet with some people who pee on the
seat.

IN PRISON..........they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK...........you're not supposed to even speak to your family.

IN PRISON..........all expenses are paid by the taxpayers.
AT WORK...........you pay all your expenses to get to work, and then
they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON..........you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to
get out.
AT WORK ..........you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go
inside bars.

IN PRISON .........you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK...........they're called managers.

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Don

Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 11:50 pm
by Hooligan
interesting argument you pose there, but at my ofice i don't get sodomized in the bathroom by a triple murder inmate nicknamed "piledriver".

catch my drift?

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2006 12:21 am
by djalbin
Jason wrote:interesting argument you pose there, but at my ofice i don't get sodomized in the bathroom by a triple murder inmate nicknamed "piledriver".
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Don