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Blonde cops

Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 10:45 pm
by djalbin
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

"What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
"Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

Image

Don

Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 11:51 pm
by Hooligan
holy hell, that one gave me quite the chuckle don.

Posted: Sun Apr 02, 2006 8:22 pm
by MsHap
Hey! :(

Chrissy

Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:57 pm
by djalbin
Chrissy,
You're not a cop are you?

Don

Posted: Mon Apr 03, 2006 11:13 pm
by Hooligan
bwhahahahahahaha! awesome don, funny as all hell.

chrissy, you know we're just teasing, but a good blonde joke is quite funny.

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:55 pm
by Copperslip Cowboy
Hi All,
yup, good un Don, :lol:
but all good jokes have a bit of truth in them......
Question is, is it the blonde bit or the cop bit....
yours Slip.

Can't say out load

Posted: Wed Apr 05, 2006 11:35 pm
by djalbin
Slip wrote:but all good jokes have a bit of truth in them......
Question is, is it the blonde bit or the cop bit....
I can't say it out load without getting myself in more trouble Image

Don