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Dear Abby

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:13 pm
by djalbin
Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my
wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My
wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I
ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you
don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she
always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she
has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a
taxi? I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and
she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again
and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep
down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out
again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was going to
park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide
behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came
home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed
that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks,
Joe

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 9:47 pm
by NoItsNotAnR1
That's most excellent, Don!

Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 10:36 pm
by FZRDude
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Good one, Don.

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 7:29 pm
by RUFtech
Dear Joe,
I'm so sorry to hear about your leaking valve covers. But quit you sniveling, it is a Harley for gods sake.

As far as the wife goes, get rid of the Harley, buy a YZF and forget the bitch.

Abby

Posted: Thu Oct 05, 2006 9:16 pm
by djalbin
Dear Joe,
I'm so sorry to hear about your leaking valve covers. But quit you sniveling, it is a Harley for gods sake.

As far as the wife goes, get rid of the Harley, buy a YZF and forget the bitch.

Abby
I knew Dear Abby would have the answer :cool

Don