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Blonde cops

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A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.

The blonde cop asked to see the blonde driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.

"What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The policewoman replied, "It's square and it has your picture on it."

The driver finally found a square mirror in her purse, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. "Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,
"Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

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holy hell, that one gave me quite the chuckle don.
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Hey! :(
My Name is Chrissy
This is Jello



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Chrissy

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Chrissy,
You're not a cop are you?

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bwhahahahahahaha! awesome don, funny as all hell.

chrissy, you know we're just teasing, but a good blonde joke is quite funny.
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Hi All,
yup, good un Don, :lol:
but all good jokes have a bit of truth in them......
Question is, is it the blonde bit or the cop bit....
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Can't say out load

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Slip wrote:but all good jokes have a bit of truth in them......
Question is, is it the blonde bit or the cop bit....
I can't say it out load without getting myself in more trouble Image

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