YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE CANADIAN IF:
1. "Vacation" means going South past Plattsburg for the
weekend.
2. You measure distance in hours.
3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than
once.
4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and
then back again.
5. You can drive 70 mph through 2 feet of snow during a
raging blizzard, without flinching.
6. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a
snowsuit.
7. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are
filled with snow.
8. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still
winter and road construction.
9. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer
next to your blue spruce.
10. Down South to you means Albany ... (Where's Albany, south
of Newport?)
11. Your 1st of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.
12. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
13. You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."
14. You actually understand these jokes
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