Bikes and Women

NoItsNotAnR1 · Post by **NoItsNotAnR1** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 6:27 am

The Playmate
She’s smart, has a perfect body, and is an absolute knockout. Has enough going for her besides looks to convince your family that you aren’t just being superficial.
Type of bike: an R1.

The Supermodel
Gorgeous and skinny, but the high maintenance personality and costs involved with keeping her happy have you wondering if it’s all worth it. Too bony to ride comfortably.
Type of bike: a Ducati

The Cheerleader
She’s perky and loads of fun, though you constantly find yourself thinking she’s just too immature for you.
Type of bike: an SV650 or little Ninja.

The Girl Next Door
She doesn’t look like the sexiest girl in town, and your buddies probably won’t be impressed, but if you can get past that you’ll have a wonderful woman on your hands.
Type of bike: a super standard

The Slut
She’s been rode hard and fast for years. Fun for a day or two, but unreliable and impractical for daily or long term use. Everyone wants to ride her, but nobody wants to take her home.
Type of bike: that old, built GSXR your local dealer will never sell.

The Dominatrix
She’s hot and aggressive. Built for one thing and one thing only. You never get rid of the feeling that she wants to hurt you bad if you give her the chance.
Type of bike: MotoGP.

The Porn Star
She looks O.K. but there’s a bit too much plastic. You find that you constantly need to let everyone know how fast she is, trying to justify your actions, since she’s not good for much else.
Type of bike: a Hayabusa.

The Fat Chick
She’s overweight and will never be an athlete. You try to remind yourself that she’s better than having no woman at all.
Type of bike: a cruiser

The Career Woman
Smart and successful, she impresses with her long-term reliability and ease of maintenance. She’s kind of boring, but that’s not what attracted you to her.
Type of bike: A Boxer Twin

The Flavor of the Month
She’s the girl everyone is so excited about today, but will be kicked out in a year of so. She can’t last because the kind of guys who date her only want to be seen with what’s cool right now.
Type of bike: an Old School Bobber, although last year she was a Custom Chopper.

orionburn · Post by **orionburn** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 8:26 am

I love the fact that the two Zukes that made it into the list are the slut and the porn star :laughing

Post by **Hooligan** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:24 am

fantastic post.

Post by **FZRDude** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:31 am

orionburn wrote:

I love the fact that the two Zukes that made it into the list are the slut and the porn star :laughing

+1

djalbin · Post by **djalbin** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 1:48 am

The Playmate
She’s smart, has a perfect body, and is an absolute knockout. Has enough going for her besides looks to convince your family that you aren’t just being superficial.
Type of bike: an R1.

I just love those Yamaha Playmates

Nice list Blaine

Don

MsHap · Post by **MsHap** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 9:15 pm

I think it is dumb

Post by **Hooligan** » Sun Jun 11, 2006 9:42 pm

sorry chrissy. true, it's a bit childish but all in good fun. hope you aren't too offended.

NoItsNotAnR1 · Post by **NoItsNotAnR1** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 6:38 am

MsHap wrote:I think it is dumb

It's supposed to be dumb, but not offensive. I'm sorry if it rubbed you the wrong way. The intention isn't to demean women, but to poke fun at the "relationship" some men have with their bikes.

dragracer1951 · Post by **dragracer1951** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 7:38 am

I love the fact that the two Zukes that made it into the list are the slut and the porn star

And your point would be.....
Snerk.

Post by **jjs777** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 3:09 am

miss chrissy is just playn - I doubt if she is at all offended

she is cool like that

MsHap · Post by **MsHap** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:38 pm

I am not cool like that

OK maybe!

MsHap · Post by **MsHap** » Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:51 pm

I am drunk and it is only 1 something!
I think I have to start on those 12 steps.

I hope they are not in a straight line